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[04:09] <+Marcel> i should call my grandma...
[04:09] <@Siroro> she's busy
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Dakota says:
rob arent you moving in with your fiancee?
Will Rumble says:
... she's at college fucking 9001 miles away
[c=1][b]Aiden[/b][/c=13] - Happy Square Root Day (03/03/09) says:
lulz
Will Rumble says:
i'm working
Dakota says:
oh mixed up you with friend then..
[c=1][b]Aiden[/b][/c=13] - Happy Square Root Day (03/03/09) says:
aww shit it's no longer Square Rooy Day here, need to change mah name
Dakota says:
hows the new job
Ben - Is in the kitchen, catting around says:
thats a long way to walk to iron your shirts
[c=1][b]Aiden[/b][/c=13] says:
lmfao!
Quote: 60; Rating: 3; [+|-]
01[13:23] <@Siroro> It's that time of year again. The sun's out and all the hotties are down the beach.
01[13:23] <@Siroro> I love the school holidays.
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[10:11] <@Jared> ah, I see
[10:16] <@Kis> loooooooool
[10:16] <@Kis> he's an angry little fucker
[10:16] <@Kis> west texas
[10:16] <@Kis> is the hood apparantly
[10:16] star trek didnt teach him that
[10:16] <@Kis> where all the bad shit happens
[10:17] <@Kis> you gotta struggle to get out of it
[10:17] <@Kis> One Man
[10:17] <@Kis> had a dream
[10:17] <@Kis> to leave west texas behind him
[10:17] hahha
[10:19] <@Kis> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xcZTtlGweQ
[10:19] <@Kis> I want to edit that
[10:19] <@Kis> so it's relevent to Marcel
[10:19] <@Kis> Marcel Lowrie was doing his best...
[10:20] <@Kis> "You gotta tell me what you do" "I am game designer"
[10:20] <@Jared> kis: Edit his shitty animation over the bone scanner
[10:20] hahah
[10:20] <@Kis> hahahah yes
[10:21] <@Kis> If I had the time and knowledge I would
[10:21] <@Kis> I hanv't used after effects in years
[10:21] <@Kis> I would be fucking good though
[10:22] <@Jared> and edit his avatar over it
[10:22] <@Kis> hahah yes
[10:22] and instead of running just have him tearing uup watching episodes of star trek
[10:22] <@Kis> hahahah
[10:23] black women DO have souls!
[10:23] <@Kis> hahahha
[10:23] or we could write a parody of prince of belair theme tune
[10:23] <@Kis> ahh yes
[10:23] <@Kis> "Started makin' trouble in a forumhood
[10:24] <@Kis> I got in one little ragequit
[10:24] <@Kis> and ma admin got scared
[10:24] "got into one small lyncing meet and my mom got scared, put me in front of the enterprise and made me stare"
[10:24] <@Kis> hahahahahahah
[10:24] <@Jared> "I whistled for a cab and when it got near, I said 'I'm an artist by trade so I ain't payin no fare'"
[10:24] bhahahhahaha
[10:24] <@Kis> hahaha , perfect
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[09:46] <+Nbt> bum
[09:47] <+Nesereth> aye you just wish you live in my cardboard box!
[09:47] <+Nesereth> :P
[09:47] <+Nbt> :)

[09:47] <+Nbt> that makes me laugh Nes
[09:48] <+Nbt> as when I was about 10 me and mates built a gang hut out of massive cardboard packing boxes
[09:48] <+Nbt> and I set them alite while we were all inside it :S
[09:48] <+Nbt> I was a firebug as a kid :(
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[16:09] <+FyerEgg> Something funny happend
[16:10] <+FyerEgg> I was reading "The Divine Comedy"
[16:10] <+FyerEgg> and Dante (going through hell) came to a forest
[16:10] <+FyerEgg> It was in the 7th circle of hell
[16:10] <+FyerEgg> He said there were black haired bitches running around everywhere
[16:11] <+FyerEgg> all I could think of were a bunch of girls running around "Oh my gawd!" "Why is it so hot here?" "This place sucks!"
[16:11] <+[RC]Ben> wow
[16:12] <@Jared> I don't get it
[16:12] <+FyerEgg> That joke is funnier for americans
[16:12] <+FyerEgg> Bitches are female dogs in the UK I think
[16:12] <+SiroroLap> LOL
[16:12] <+[RC]Ben> bitches are a female dog everywhere fyeregg lol
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[c=1][b]Aiden[/b][/c=13] says:
Light is made up of electromagnetic waves. The distance between 2 crests in this wave is called the wavelength. White light contains all the colors of the rainbow. The amount of light scattered for any given colour depends on the wavelength of that colour. All the colors in white light have different wavelengths. Red light has the longest wavelength. The wavelength of blue light is about half that of red light. This difference in wavelength causes blue light to be scattered nearly ten times more than red light. Lord Rayleigh studied this phenomena in detail. It is caused the Tyndall effect or Rayleigh scattering. Lord Rayleigh also calculated that even without smoke and dust in the atmosphere, the oxygen and nitrogen molecules would still cause the sky to appear blue because of scattering. When blue light waves try to go straight through an oxygen and nitrogen molecules, its light is scattered in all directions because of this collision. This scattered blue light is what makes the sky blue. All other colors (
[c=1][b]Aiden[/b][/c=13] says:
with longer wavelengths than blue light) are scattered too. Blue light's short wavelength causes it to be scattered the most. (The shorther the wavelength of the color, the more that color gets scattered by the atmosphere). Actually, violet has the shortest wavelength of all colors. Violet is scattered even more than blue light. However, our eyes are much more sensitive to see blue than violet, therefore we see the sky as blue. Very little visible light is absorbed by the atmosphere.
[c=1][b]Aiden[/b][/c=13] says:
There
Ben - Is in the kitchen, catting around says:
hahaha
Ben - Is in the kitchen, catting around says:
sky is blue
Ben - Is in the kitchen, catting around says:
because
Ben - Is in the kitchen, catting around says:
blacks are free
Ben - Is in the kitchen, catting around says:
and its sad now
Ben - Is in the kitchen, catting around says:
because dey is robbin its clouds
Ben - Is in the kitchen, catting around says:
sad sky
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[17:58] <+RuneChaos> one think i suggest is try to go easy when telling me i probably wont have good latency, atleast for a noob.. when you talk to me about that stuff you make me seem like a noob haha
[17:59] <@Jared> I don't understand
[17:59] <+RuneChaos> eh its ok nevermind
[17:59] <@Jared> how would I have worded it differently to not make you sound like a noob?
[17:59] <@Siroro> L is for Latency
[17:59] <+RuneChaos> lol
[17:59] <@Siroro> Farmer John is having issues with carrying his bucket to the well
[18:00] <@Siroro> His cart is pulled by a donkey which is too slow
[18:00] <+RuneChaos> well.. you have a point i guess
[18:00] <+RuneChaos> anyway
[18:00] <@Siroro> Farmer john is unable to speed his donkey up, but he can bring his well closer to his bucket
[18:01] <+RuneChaos> lol
[18:01] <+RuneChaos> !Q
[18:01] <+RuneChaos> someone likes talking about farmer john
[18:01] <@Jared> Siroro: What if I purchase a business connection for him which uses the same internalroad traffic system?
[18:02] * davidvp (52c5d0f9@ircip2.mibbit.com) has joined #realmcrafter
[18:02] <+RuneChaos> erm.. did i piss you off or something lol
[18:02] <@Jared> no
[18:02] <+RuneChaos> but sure, send me the money i wouldnt mind
[18:02] * Siroro sets mode: +v davidvp
[18:02] <@Jared> we're being sarcastic
[18:02] <@Siroro> where we come from its call sarcasm
[18:03] <@Siroro> ed
[18:03] <+RuneChaos> where i come from (meaning i dont speak for everyone around me) i dont give a shit about that much sarcasm
[18:04] <+RuneChaos> thats my point i was talking about anyway
[18:04] <+RuneChaos> explaining things i already understood sortof
[18:04] <+RuneChaos> anyway
[18:04] <+RuneChaos> i gotta go just nevermind i said this bullshit
[18:04] <@Siroro> but you didnt understand
[18:04] <+RuneChaos> lol
[18:06] <+RuneChaos> i dont know i dont feel like scrolling back up, i just remember feeling on most parts its a bit over explained on something i already know about
[18:06] <+RuneChaos> anyway
[18:06] <+RuneChaos> talk to ya later
[18:06] <+RuneChaos> quit:
[18:06] <+RuneChaos> damn
[18:06] <+RuneChaos> i'm just closing the tab if thats how you do it
[18:06] <@Siroro> oh dear
[18:07] <+RuneChaos> do you type it or just close it?
[18:07] <@Siroro> Farmer John tried to close out of IRC
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[01:38] * Marcel (~marcels-i@cpe-24-27-37-242.austin.res.rr.com) has joined #realmcrafter
[01:38] <Marcel> Siroro: are you black?
[01:38] <@Siroro> lol?
[01:38] <Marcel> what
[01:38] <+[RC]Ben> hahahaha
[01:38] <+SamK> He is green with little antennas on his head. :P
[01:39] <+[RC]Ben> You could of asked a better person that question
[01:39] <+[RC]Ben> couldnt*
[01:39] <+Nesereth> HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
[01:39] <@Siroro> no im not black lol
[01:40] <+Nesereth> ^^ lies! hes a black jew!
[01:40] <+SamK> Green
[01:40] <Marcel> i just asked, cause ur name sounds black
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<19:51:21> "BenDesktop": BABY I LOVE YOU
<19:51:33> "Siroro": BABE
<19:51:33> "BenDesktop": I GOT YOU BABE
<19:51:36> "Siroro": I GOT YOU BABE
<19:51:41> "BenDesktop": I GOT YOU BABE
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[11:09] <@kis> I had to airbrush my penis smaller for ben
[11:09] <@kis> I didn't want to scare him away
01[11:09] <@Siroro> is he a microbiologist?
[11:09] <@kis> ROFL
[11:09] <@kis> hahahaha
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[10:10] ahes to ashes, dust to dust
[10:15] <@kis> nbt has no lust
[10:26] I think my goats can dispute that statement
[10:29] <@kis> hahaha
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[00:58] <@kis> Nes has written the theme tune
01[00:59] <@Siroro> lets see
[00:59] <@kis> Nes will type you his lyrics
[00:59] <@kis> I believe it went something like
[00:59] <@kis> BATTLE BOATS
[01:00] <@kis> weee haaave lotttsss off seeeaaaman
[01:00] <@kis> BATTLE BOATS
[01:00] <@kis> make you choke
01[01:00] <@Siroro> lol
01[01:00] <@Siroro> wtf
01[01:01] <@Siroro> this channel gets gayer and gater
01[01:01] <@Siroro> gayer
[01:01] <@kis> hahaha
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13:45] <@Jared> hahahaha
[13:45] <@Jared> hes swiss though
[13:45] <@Jared> I think
[13:46] <@Siroro> that must be the worse place in the world to live, germans up above, and french to the side
[13:46] <@Jared> lol
[13:47] <@Siroro> if you look at the european map creatively, it looks like the british are shitting on the french
[13:47] <@[RC]Ben> hahaha
[13:47] <@[RC]Ben> I beleive we are tea bagging them
[13:48] <@[RC]Ben> Its why I get up every morning
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[16:22] <Nbt_Work> [16:19:00] <ShadowLor> Why isn't my full name showing up?
[16:22] <Nbt_Work> [16:19:15] <@Nums> 9 char max
[16:19:19] <ShadowLor> oh
[16:19:30] <ShadowLor> how do I change it?
[16:19:50] <@Sarvatt> type /nick whatever
[16:19:58] * ShadowLor is now known as whatever
[16:20:04] <whatever> oh
[16:24:06] <@Nbt_Work> <ShadoLord> What's american? <-- people who live in America
[16:24:18] <ShadoLord> huh?
[16:24:31] <ShadoLord> oh
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In #RC
[14:49] <+Marcel> [RC]Ben: my greatgrandfather died in ww1, but i forgive you ben
[14:49] <+[RC]Ben> it didn't stop the family tree sadly though

In #OT
[14:49] * @[RC]Ben high 5s kis
[14:49] * @Kis high fives back
[14:49] <@[RC]Ben> i was waiting for something
[14:49] <@[RC]Ben> :P
[14:50] <@Kis> you're like mother fucking insult sniper

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[19:13] * [RC]Ben (~[RC]Ben@94.7.255.100) has joined #realmcrafter
[19:13] * Siroro sets mode: +v [RC]Ben
[19:13] * [RC]Ben is now known as identify
[19:13] <+identify> woops lol
[19:13] * identify is now known as [RC]Ben
[19:13] <@Siroro> you interweb noob
[19:13] <+[RC]Ben> hahaha
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[04:46] <+Mequellios> You'd think that far in the future they'd have broadband...
[04:47] <+Wolfy> She's just being retro
[04:47] <+Marcel> well broadband would sound similar if audible
[04:47] <+Mequellios> but it isn't
[04:47] <+Marcel> dramatic effect
[04:47] <+Mequellios> lol that movie sucked
[04:47] <+Marcel> yes, and?
[04:47] <+Mequellios> except when the ckick bot first teleported on the scene
[04:48] <+Marcel> so did the new star trek
[04:48] <+Wolfy> i think they just thought crap we need a machine speech sound err dialup modem will do
[04:48] <+Mequellios> Hmm, Marcel. Rotten Tomatoes doesn't agree with you
[04:48] <+Mequellios> It got a mid-90% score
[04:48] <+Wolfy> i didn't mind the new trek actually
[04:48] <+Wolfy> was much better then i thought it would be
[04:49] <+Mequellios> Yeah 94% it got
[04:49] <+Mequellios> And that's the critic's score
[04:50] <+Marcel> ya they must be die hard trek fans
[04:50] <+Wolfy> not really
[04:50] <+Marcel> they took TOS
[04:50] <+Marcel> and shat on it
[04:50] <+Marcel> literally
[04:50] <+Mequellios> 278 critics Marcel, they can't all be die hard fans
[04:50] <+Wolfy> i'll admit it wasn't a masterpiece
[04:51] <+Wolfy> but it wasn't terrible either
[04:51] <+Marcel> 1
[04:51] <+Marcel> i hate action movies
[04:51] <+Marcel> loath them
[04:51] <+Dhamone> hehe ok i know i cant be a trekkie anymore ..TOS?
[04:51] <+Marcel> the original series
[04:51] <+Mequellios> Marcel, you realize that rules out a lot of movies right?
[04:52] <+Dhamone> ahh
[04:52] <+Mequellios> Like the Matrix
[04:52] <+Mequellios> Aliens
[04:52] <+[RC]Ben> the franchise needed something new
[04:52] <+SiroroLap> nerdrage
[04:52] <+[RC]Ben> the 1 billion spins offs were quite bad
[04:52] <+Mequellios> lol that's about it Siroro
[04:52] <+Marcel> no
[04:52] <+Marcel> i would have been fine with it
[04:52] <+Marcel> and it would have been a passable movie
[04:53] <+Marcel> if it just didnt shit all over TOS
[04:53] <+Mequellios> 94% on the tomatormeter is passable marcel
[04:53] <+Marcel> I
[04:53] <+Marcel> notice the "I"
[04:53] <+Marcel> as in me
[04:53] <+Marcel> i mean all they had to do is come up with some new alien sounding names
[04:53] <+Marcel> pick a random date
[04:54] <+Marcel> and i would have been fine with it
[04:54] <+Mequellios> I havne't seen it yet, nor am I a big Trek fan, so well see
[04:54] <+Mequellios> I know my dad wants to see it
[04:54] <+Mequellios> He's a trkky
[04:54] <+Mequellios> trekky
[04:55] <+Marcel> i havent had to wait for trek tho
[04:55] <+Marcel> so my take on it is competing directly with TOS
[04:55] <+Marcel> i havent had to wait 40 years for a remake, to me its all new
[04:56] <+[RC]Ben> people take it too seriously
[04:56] <+[RC]Ben> the original star trek is almost cheesily a comedy lol
[04:57] <+Marcel> did you just ignore all the moral tones?
[04:57] <+Mequellios> lol
[04:57] <+Marcel> about equality and understanding
[04:57] <+[RC]Ben> its very tongue in cheek
[04:57] <+[RC]Ben> oh god
[04:57] <+[RC]Ben> here we go
[04:57] <+Mequellios> NERDRAGE
[04:58] <+Marcel> there were very few comical moments
[04:58] <+Marcel> so i dont see where your coming from
[04:58] <+Mequellios> http://up.widget.mibbit.com/up/4vbHRq4L.jpg
[04:58] <+[RC]Ben> maybe for people who took it to seriously marcel
[04:58] <+Marcel> can you give me one example?
[04:58] <+Marcel> its a tv show i take it for what its worth
[04:58] <+Marcel> my time and entertainment
[04:58] <+Mequellios> Let's see what the onion has to say about it:
[04:58] <+Mequellios> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=02LgdXVkXgM
[04:59] <+[RC]Ben> that entire episode where they get taken over by furry balls
[05:00] <+Marcel> i like how they slowed the gorn fight =/
[05:00] <+[RC]Ben> http://andywibbels.com/images/expendability_star_trek.jpg
[05:00] <+[RC]Ben> the fact that
[05:01] <+[RC]Ben> they always take one unknown actor
[05:01] <+[RC]Ben> and he dies
[05:01] <+Dhamone> and wears red
[05:01] <+Mequellios> In star trek online, my captain wears a red shirt
[05:02] <+Marcel> the red shirt thing happens about 4 times
[05:02] <+Marcel> total, in 72 episodes
[05:02] <+Marcel> red happens to be the color of security details uniforms in TOS
[05:02] <+Marcel> i really...dont get where your going with this
[05:02] <+Mequellios> lol
[05:03] <+Marcel> have you watched the show?
[05:03] <+Wolfy> Gave you a gift Marcel :)
[05:03] <+SiroroLap> DEK
[05:04] <+Marcel> and no i do not want your penis Wolfy
[05:04] <+Wolfy> lol no on eve :p
[05:04] <+Marcel> i have over 1.6b
[05:04] <+[RC]Ben> my point is
[05:04] <+Marcel> i dont need your money take it back
[05:04] <+Mequellios> How random Marcel, you must have already been thinking that
[05:04] <+[RC]Ben> people take what was a cheesy show
[05:05] <+[RC]Ben> too deply
[05:05] <+[RC]Ben> deeply*
[05:05] <+[RC]Ben> and you
[05:05] <+[RC]Ben> have proven my point
[05:05] <+Mequellios> Carefuly ben, or he'll start typing in caps
[05:06] <+Marcel> growing up i had a strong attachment to a show
[05:06] <+Marcel> happened to be trek
[05:06] <+Marcel> the fact you take it so lightly, to the extent you view it as comical
[05:06] <+Mequellios> Cool story bro
[05:06] <+Marcel> well im just sorry you didnt fully enjoy it
[05:06] <+Marcel> there was a lot more there than comedy
[05:07] <+Marcel> it brought to light a lot of concepts to me
[05:07] <+Marcel> i was unaware of young
[05:08] <+Marcel> so i feel it positively affected me
[05:08] <+Mequellios> That's fantastic
[05:08] <+Marcel> growing up in west texas could have fucked me up
[05:08] <+Mequellios> Your nerd rage is still funny
[05:08] <+Marcel> there is a lot of biggotry and racism over there
[05:08] <+[RC]Ben> oh dear lord
[05:08] <+Wolfy> lol Marcel
[05:09] <+[RC]Ben> i'll fetch you a tissue
[05:09] <+Wolfy> I did say i'd pay it back
[05:09] <+Marcel> i told you not to :P
[05:09] <+Marcel> its a game
[05:09] <+Mequellios> Wolfy don't interupt, Marcel was telling us a story
[05:09] <+Marcel> 3m to me is ammo, so its no biggy
[05:09] <+Mequellios> A sad, sad story
[05:10] <+Marcel> Mequellios: kindly fuck yourself kthnx
[05:10] <+Mequellios> :D
[05:10] <+Wolfy> fair enough, thank you :)
[05:10] <+Marcel> if you are in need of some discount stuff, my alt makes shit
[05:10] <+Marcel> mines/manufactors
[05:10] <+SiroroLap> i grew up on schindlers list, and it too, taught me my moral compass
[05:11] <+[RC]Ben> hahahaha
[05:11] <+Marcel> that explains so much simmsman4
[05:11] <+Mequellios> Siroro wins again
[05:11] <+Marcel> siroro*
[05:11] <+Marcel> simmsman4 is in here? wtf
[05:11] <+Marcel> simmsman4:
[05:11] <+Marcel> maybe saying it 3 times...
[05:11] <+Mequellios> Marcel tell us about the part when you grew up again
[05:12] <+Marcel> i am letting it die mew
[05:12] <+Marcel> meq
[05:12] <+Marcel> come up with creative conversation or stfu
[05:13] <+[RC]Ben> QQ
[05:13] <+Mequellios> Ah please, it was my favorite part
[05:14] <+Mequellios> You should write a book too. Best sellers #1 I garuntee it
[05:14] <+Marcel> Wolfy: if you want to get into pvp, fw is turning out pretty nicely for me
[05:14] <+Marcel> donnu if you remember, but i told said i was going to join
[05:14] <+Marcel> been in it a couple days, and the action is pretty nice
[05:17] * +[RC]Ben (~[RC]Ben@5acb43ed.bb.sky.com) Quit (Quit:  STAR TREK LESSON#1 its ok to kiss black women - THANKS KIRK!)
[05:17] * ChanServ sets mode: +l 12
[05:17] <+Marcel> thats cute
[05:18] <+Marcel> i guess he doesnt get how fucked up people raise kids in west texas
[05:19] <+Marcel> i like how i get the rap of having a nerdrage
[05:19] <+Marcel> when its everyone else who wont drop the shit
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[01:21] <@Siroro> why is it so dead
[01:21] <@Siroro> this room is like jade goody
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